Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”
if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
Walk into the club like what up I’m not old enough
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.