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orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

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bevsi:

if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person

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hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot)

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annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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wxng:

Walk into the club like what up I’m not old enough 

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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